Black Friday can Duck off!

Am not gooin ter beat abaht t’bush, I bleddeh ‘ate Black Friday… 

Am not gooin ter beat abaht t’bush. I bleddeh ‘ate Black Friday! Don’t get me wrong, there are some wonderful things ter come aht of America, (pancakes, eagles, Nirvana) but starting Christmas retail in September (why???) and Black Friday Should have no place in UK shops. I’ll let yer into a few secrets. You are NOT gerrin a bargain telleh, when yer queue up ahtside Tesco at 6am, they’re all old stock, that they put the price up in the weeks before, so it looks like you’re gerrin more for yer munneh. 

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Daft boggers fightin ovver a iPad

I was walkin dahn Beeston high rd tiday, an’ the Card Zone ‘ad a sign in the winder, sayin ‘Huge Black Friday Deals’ What the duck is a card shop, in a sleepy suburb of Nottingham, doin’ bleddeh Black Friday sales for?? Black Friday was a gimmick, setup by Wal-Mart, as an excuse for people to spend even more money after their Thanksgiving celebrations. It’s got bogger all ter do with owt ovver ere! In fact Wal-Mart refused ter even participate last yeeyer, an they started the bleddeh thing!!! It meks me so bleddeh angry…

A tell her what. Instead of queuin ter buy a 900 inch, 4k, HD, smellovision, super duper pile of rammel,  that yer don’t even need, why not donate some food ter Hope House food bank instead. 

If you are an independent business, I URGE you ter bleddeh boycott Quack Friday, and stop all this silliness, before it gets aht of hand! Support your local independent businesses, be it greengrocer, giftshop, barbers or shoeshop. Shop local this Chrissmus, and don’t fall into the Black Friday trap – it’s just for gullible people. 

2nd December is Small Business Saturday, and it’s also Dukki’s 3rd Birthday.  So come along and see us, and pledge to support local businesses this Chrissmus. We wholeheartedly support the #justacard scheme, which encourages even small purchases from independent businesses. Every little helps, (even if it is a slogan for Tesco!) 

 Don’t head aht on Friday, hoping ter secure a special deal on a piece of tat. Head to your local indie shops, and help them survive the dog eat dog world, that is being a small business. They need your help, more than Asda needs you ter buy an Xbox. 

When yer doin yer Chrissmuss shoppin ovver the next few weeks, remember, our highstreets are full of independent shops, tucked away because they can’t afford the main drag, so go lookin forrum, yer never know what yer might find, burrit sure as ‘ell won’t be some BOGOF made in wherever rammel that the chain stores sell! Think differentleh, don’t be a sheep, buy handmade, buy local, and most of all, tell Black Friday ter do one! 

Dukki’s upcoming events:

25th to 26th November Rufford Abbey Food and Drink Festival 

1st December Dukki’s Birthday late night shopping event. 5:30 til 8pm

2nd December Small Business Saturday -shop local!!!

3rd December 10am til 3pm, Barton’s Not the Camden Market, Chilwell High Road.  

17th December Barton’s Not the Camden Market, Chilwell High Road 10am til 3pm. 

A shop is for life, not just for bleddeh Christmas

“Ooh look, Barbara, that shops closed dahn, a wuz gooin ter get me bits fer Chrissmuss!”shops_1446694c

 
It’s an all too common sight on our high streets. Empty units, pop-up shops, permanent sales. But you boggers can help. Support yer independent shops this summer, because this is the time of year when they need you the most.
Small businesses rely on a good Chrissmuss ter see them through the quiet times, but if we all bought summat when we popped into an indpendent shop the rest of the yeeyer, then it could mek the difference between it being there or not when it comes round to Chrissmuss!
So, next time yer in tahn, pop in and support an independent shop. Because by doing so, you’re not helping some CEO jet off ter the Bahamas inniz new yacht, you’re helping Boggers like us pay our rent, and buy cat food, and maybe nip off ter Skeggeh for a couple of days if we’re luckeh.
Think abaht it… big corporations don’t need yer munneh, they don’t even pay any bleddeh tax arf the time. Behind every small business, is a real person, tryin’ ter mek a difference to their lives, and yours. Just a card is all it teks, me duck.
Don’t get me wrong, we can’t bleddeh wait ter see you all for yer Chrissmuss shoppin’ but if everyone of you supports a local independent business at the this time of yeeyer, then it could guarantee them actually bein’ araahnd at Chrissmuss!

Ta muchly, for your continued support, me ducks. And remember: shop-07.jpg

It’s all kickin’ off in the citeh!

Tomorrer (8th July) is the annual Nottingham Independents Festival, and seein’ as Nottingham has more independent businesses than anywhere else outside of London, then we reckon that’s a good enough bleddeh reason to celebrate, intit, duckeh?

Scavenger-Hunt

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Tomorrer (8th July) is the annual Nottingham Independents Festival, and seein’ as Nottingham has more independent businesses than anywhere else outside of London, then we reckon that’s a good enough bleddeh reason to celebrate, intit, duckeh? There is loads gooin on, throughout the citeh, but us Boggers want to highlight some of the things we’re involved in.

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St James’s Street, where our little shop is situated, is playin’ host to a hive of activity, and will be well worth a visit throughout the day. Work your way up the street, and visit open studios at PopPress (open until 6pm), Live illustration,window murals and locally made gifts at Handmade Nottingham (open until 8pm), Outdoor DJ sets by Plates Records, and mek sure to pop dahn ter their record store, underneath the Maltcross. Speaking of the Maltcross, they’ve got Live music and a pop-up craft beer bar (open from 11am til late) We at Dukki, not only have our Ruth, doing live illustration throughout the day, but will also be hosting a city centre treasure hunt, with bleddeh briwyunt prizes, and medals for the winning team! Come and get your question sheets from our shop, and tek yer time doing it, as the prize is for the most correctly answered questions, not the quickest time! You can keep up to date with everything that goes on on St James’s Street, by following the Facebook page for the Street, here

 

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Find Ian Jones at the Street Art Block Party, Sneinton Market 11am- 9pm

Our Ian will be at the Street art Block Party, Sneinton Market, from 11am – 9pm, holding a stall of all of his amazing artwork, and you will also find live graffiti painting, music, art and more goin’ on dahn that end of the citeh! Mek sure you check aht the Street Art exhibition at the Surface Gallery when you’re dahn there! Check out Ian’s website here

If yer not too tatered after traipsing round the tahn, then keep an ey aht for the dinosaur sculptures that are dotted around the city centre, as part of the Dinosaurs of China Exhibition at Wollaton Hall. (also well worth a visit!)

More detailed events guide for the Nottingham Indedendents Festival can be downloaded here 

That’s all for nah, folks! Get yersen inter tahn tomorrer, for a whole day of fun!