“Ooh look, Barbara, that shops closed dahn, a wuz gooin ter get me bits fer Chrissmuss!”
It’s an all too common sight on our high streets. Empty units, pop-up shops, permanent sales. But you boggers can help. Support yer independent shops this summer, because this is the time of year when they need you the most.
Small businesses rely on a good Chrissmuss ter see them through the quiet times, but if we all bought summat when we popped into an indpendent shop the rest of the yeeyer, then it could mek the difference between it being there or not when it comes round to Chrissmuss!
So, next time yer in tahn, pop in and support an independent shop. Because by doing so, you’re not helping some CEO jet off ter the Bahamas inniz new yacht, you’re helping Boggers like us pay our rent, and buy cat food, and maybe nip off ter Skeggeh for a couple of days if we’re luckeh.
Think abaht it… big corporations don’t need yer munneh, they don’t even pay any bleddeh tax arf the time. Behind every small business, is a real person, tryin’ ter mek a difference to their lives, and yours. Just a card is all it teks, me duck.
Don’t get me wrong, we can’t bleddeh wait ter see you all for yer Chrissmuss shoppin’ but if everyone of you supports a local independent business at the this time of yeeyer, then it could guarantee them actually bein’ araahnd at Chrissmuss!
Ta muchly, for your continued support, me ducks. And remember: